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Jessica. 28. Ohio.
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Music, Cooking & Baking, Animals, Very large coffees, Very large beers.
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It's that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks and they lay face down on the floor.
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I was a little tipsy last night, and this video I inexplicably made of myself singing Video Games despite not knowing any of the words is pretty much the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
LOLing pretty hard over here.
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an email from my Grandfather in response to me asking if he had seen pics of his new Great Grandson that was (middle) named after him. Yes, he spells my name wrong on purpose.
Dexter Joseph
I have a nephew and I am so fucking stoked.
McCAIN’T Sen. John McCain (R., Ariz.) listened as Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney spoke at a Boys and Girls Club in Salem, N.H., Thursday. Mr. McCain, the 2008 GOP nominee, endorsed Mr. Romney. Enthusiastically, we see. (Photo: Matt Rourke / AP via the Wall Street Journal)
Constipation.
But I just wrote March and then had to white it out.
March?
Also, White-out?
Happy Friday, y’all!
npr:
You know you love it.
The Kitten Covers: 7 More Classic Albums to Rock Your New Year
The Kitten Covers, arguably the best website ever, has a slew of new chart-topping albums you should scope before the record store is sold out, man.
SEE ALSO: Classic Rock Kitties.
Erik.
I squeeeeeeed!
I have already enrolled TWO students named “Makavelli” this week.
Just said, “First come, first serve, Bitches.” to a client.
At least I look professional. Yesterday, I was peeling an orange and a co-worker walked by and actually said, “Ew.”
Ew?
I took that as a nudge to step it up with my business-casual attire because who says “Ew.” to an orange?
- The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, because I already saw the Swedish version and hated it and have no desire to watch Rooney Mara get raped.
- War Horse, because I already saw Forrest Gump, and also because that horse didn’t know it was in a war just like the horse in real life didn’t know it was in a movie.