February 2012
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January 2012
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Watchtylercoates:
ohheybill:
I was a little tipsy last night, and this video I inexplicably made of myself singing Video Games despite not knowing any of the words is pretty much the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
LOLing pretty hard over here.
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“Hi GESI
Yes - and - not only is he adorable - but - his middle name is...”
– an email from my Grandfather in response to me asking if he had seen pics of his new Great Grandson that was (middle) named after him. Yes, he spells my name wrong on purpose.
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It's a boy!
I have a nephew and I am so fucking stoked.
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It's one thing to continue to write 2011 on all my...
But I just wrote March and then had to white it out.
March?
Also, White-out?
Happy Friday, y’all!
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You guys
I have already enrolled TWO students named “Makavelli” this week.
Employee of the month
Just said, “First come, first serve, Bitches.” to a client.
At least I look professional. Yesterday, I was peeling an orange and a co-worker walked by and actually said, “Ew.”
Ew?
I took that as a nudge to step it up with my business-casual attire because who says “Ew.” to an orange?
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Movies I Refuse To See
tylercoates:
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, because I already saw the Swedish version and hated it and have no desire to watch Rooney Mara get raped.
War Horse, because I already saw Forrest Gump, and also because that horse didn’t know it was in a war just like the horse in real life didn’t know it was in a movie.
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ADD ANOTHER NEGATIVE THOUGHT TO MY LIST TODAY BECAUSE MY FUCKING INSURANCE IS A BUNCH OF FUCKING BULLSHIT.
Why is the lady Dr. so goddamned expensive?! You’re in there for .005 seconds!
You should have to pay ME to listen to your fucking stories about your brother-in-law while you’re doing my bimanual exam.
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2012
Soooooooooooo. I don’t normally “do” resolutions (obvs too cool for those), but I had time to do some thinking on my drive to work this morning.
I really need to drink more water.
I should learn to be more trusting of the people that actually care about me.
I need to open up more.
I will not let something that I cannot change bother me.
I NEED TO BE MORE POSITIVE.
These are...
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The Caller I.D. and IGNORE button on my phone at work are a few of my favorite things.
Auntie to be
So my bro knocked-up his gf and I’m about to be an Aunt..any day now!
My first purchase was one of those Rockabye baby Cds that does lullabye covers of Metallica, etc.
If the kid has my brother’s temper (and they will as I assume this is his dominant trait), I figure they will be good at the drums. What’s a good age to buy them a drum kit? Since my husband is currently...
Rebecca Romijn is the hottest post op I have ever seen.
May 2011
1 post
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Sometimes my job is entertaining.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1. His last name. 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? Answered by 2nd graders.
April 2011
2 posts
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Words with friends:
Justkidney
March 2011
12 posts
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It's 11am
and I already want to physically hurt my co-workers.
Thank jeebus it is Friday.
Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards, jsyk.
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I think my favorite thing to do on the weekend
is to sit around in my own filth for as long as possible.
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Liking Jimmy Fallon lost me a follower.
Haters be hatin’!
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I never thought this would happen:
Loving Jimmy Fallon.
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Welp
It’s March 1st! You know what that means!
Yep- gonna try to get in shape again.
I actually worked out and didn’t eat like a complete idiot, so I’m off to a good start.
I started Jillian’s 30 day shred… realized I have even LESS upper body strength that I thought.
It’s pretty sad actually- it hurts to type this. and this.
February 2011
15 posts
This isn't a steak. Why would you call it that on...
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Got high. Put on my glasses.
Already had my contacts in.
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I mean, this kid DID try to stab him in the eye with an ink pen, so… I’d probably be pretty annoyed with him, too.
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On disappearing.
I really think that if Facebook didn’t exist, people would forget about me entirely.
“No wonder Michelle Obama is telling people to breast feed their babies, because...”
– Palin talks 2012, mocks Michelle Obama – CNN Political Ticker - CNN.com Blogs
Why is Palin against breast feeding?
(via mar-see-ah)
Nobody in the world annoys me as much as Parah Salin.
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“[Mom]
how was your day?
[You]
8:06pm
hey!
day was good
yours?
[Mom]...”
– Facebook chat with my mom about her Saturday.
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No, Fergie.
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We had to put our beloved Princess Kitty down on Thursday. It was very unexpected but unfortunately needed to be done.
She was one of the best friends I have ever had and I am going to miss her so much.
The house feels empty, and I keep thinking all the little noises I hear are her.
She would normally be sitting next to me right now as I type.
I know this will get easier, but I’m having...
January 2011
11 posts
Urban legends about illegal drugs →
woody:
this is a great list of common misconceptions - read it, do the world a favor.
Great, now I want to do LSD.