December 2009
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Where the fuck were Joe and Nick when Kevin was...
Seriously. I thought you guys were brothers.
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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I'd have another beer if I wasn't SO FUCKING FULL.
oh my god.
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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AND WHEN I STOMP ON THE FLOOR DONT TURN IT UP...
(via leeshiebean) Currently having this problem with my neighbors, too. I guess when you don’t have all your teeth, it effects your hearing?
Dec 24th
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I'm wearing reindeer antlers that light up to work...
I’m guessing it’ll get old by the 4th or 5th customer, but hey I tried.
Dec 23rd
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I get to work on xmas eve and xmas day!
Yay retail!
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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clientsfromhell: Client: ” Your presentation was perfect, your work is brilliant - the best of everyone, priced right and your references checked out” Agency Rep: “May I ask why we failed to win the work?” Client:“The other guys did a powerpoint, it had our logo in it and everything!”
Dec 23rd
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Billy Ray went from having the most atrocious hair...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Epicurious Predicts Top 10 Food Trends for 2010 →
lizlemon: (via adamiss) Awesome! This list made me so damn hongry…
Dec 21st
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Whoa... Turns out the octopus has 2 legs and 6... →
hemitboy: acropolis:fuckyeahoctopi “Scientists from 20 centres across Europe have been studying how octopuses use their limbs. They have analysed data from 2,000 observations of octopuses playing with toys such as the Rubik’s Cube. “Their headline discovery is that the octopus has six ‘arms’ and two ‘legs’. Researchers have found that they use the rearmost two tentacles, their legs, to get...
Dec 21st
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@Sammy →
Yay or Nay?
Dec 21st
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I have a case of the sads this week. :(  <—— see? I need to fucking shut up and get over it cuz I really have it good. I suppose it doesn’t help that I feel like I’m the ugliest person on the planet. Like, I’m jealous of fucking Susan Boyle right now, fuck. She has such a distinctive brow…
Dec 21st
Dec 21st
“If you use a dark red frame around the website on each webpage, won’t the screen...”
– (via clientsfromhell) REALLY??
Dec 21st
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tumblr!
Where have my posts gone? Psh! How rude!
Dec 21st
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To the Californians I offended by saying I would...
Grab your medical marijuana card, go to the nearest weed-store, get some chocolate-covered weed marshmallows and CHILLLLLLL.
Dec 21st
AND ANOTHER THING!
yosamanthrax: justkidney: In-N-Out’s “super secret” menu is just another way for people living in LA to believe they’re that much cooler than everyone else. Not like they don’t already think that anyways. Oh, and has anyone else noticed that Burger King came out with fucking Funnel Cake sticks? What and why? WHY NOT, HUH?  WHY NOT? FRIED DOUGH AND SUGAR.  AVAILABLE AT A PLACE THAT IS NOT A...
Dec 21st
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AND ANOTHER THING!
In-N-Out’s “super secret” menu is just another way for people living in LA to believe they’re that much cooler than everyone else. Not like they don’t already think that anyways. Oh, and has anyone else noticed that Burger King came out with fucking Funnel Cake sticks? What and why?
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Go Pack Go!
Dec 20th
Dec 20th
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Oooooo weee! What up with that? What up with that?
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Seriously, Jimmy Johns
WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD?
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Not to be mean but,
doing a shit load of coke kinda isn’t good for your heart, kids.
Dec 20th
“With that last kick off return, Josh Cribbs now has 7 in his career -...”
– OfficialBrowns
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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ONTD has just ruined my day
by posting Tara Reid’s Playboy pics AND Stephanie Pratt’s Maxim pic back-to-back.
Dec 19th
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Dec 13th
Caring for Your Introvert  →
woody: wongers: featherinherhair: Extroverts are energized by people, and wilt or fade when alone. They often seem bored by themselves, in both senses of the expression. Leave an extrovert alone for two minutes and he will reach for his cell phone. In contrast, after an hour or two of being socially “on,” we introverts need to turn off and recharge. My own formula is roughly two hours alone...
Dec 13th
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I just spent the last hour looking up doctors...
I can’t believe people take this shit for granted. I can go to the doctor when I’m sick! I can get my eyes examined! And so can my husband! I don’t have to go to Planned Parenthood with a bunch of 15 year olds anymore! This is so exciting.
Dec 13th
Dec 12th
College Degrees More Expensive, Worth Less in Job... →
woody: nerdgasms: funnelthru: infoneernet: Employers and career experts see a growing problem in American society — an abundance of college graduates, many burdened with tuition-loan debt, heading into the work world with a degree that doesn’t mean much anymore. The problem isn’t just a soft job market — it’s an oversupply of graduates. In 1973, a bachelor’s degree was more of a rarity,...
Dec 12th
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Listennathanieljames: Cleveland State Of Mind |...
Dec 10th
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Reason #24 why I watch the Martha Stewart show.
Martha, Seth Meyers, and Roberto Cavalli drinking wine together.
Dec 10th
my hermit crabs are always on the down low
marzipannn: like, i often think theyre dead because i swear i almost never see them move. ive had them for about two years now. i seriously smell their tank everyday to see if anyone of them has died. if a hermit crab dies, its supposed to smell like rotten skanky fish in the tank. i made a quick trip to the living room, turned on the lights, and two of them were at the water bowl. sneaky...
Dec 10th