March 2012
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My skin is so sensitive that even natural products give me a rash. Unfortunately, the latest disaster is my new deodorant.
I hope everyone that comes into my office tomorrow likes the scent of garlic hummus garbage sweat, cuz I’m not wearing this shiz.
90% of my workday is explaining to my coworkers that I was only being sarcastic.
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February 2012
2 posts
The best part of waking up...
One of the best things you can do for yourself, is set the timer on the coffee maker.
I felt like I was in one of those Folgers commercials.
Smell the coffee brewing, sit up and stretch, put on my riverdance rehearsal gear. Lessgo!