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Jessica. 28. Ohio.
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Music, Cooking & Baking, Animals, Very large coffees, Very large beers.
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It's that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks and they lay face down on the floor.
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What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Answered by 2nd graders.